DCC Campaign Update
In our last adventure, the PCs discovered:
-That dark elves look totally "dark" but the effect is ruined by their squeaky little voices.
-That the Assassin King and the Assassin's Guild have a more complicated relationship than their names would suggest.
-That if a Frenchman's first words to you are "non, je ne suis pas un robot!"... he's a robot.
-That the temple of the Love-Goddess Titia is not going to be as fun a time as it sounds.
-That in the Desert of Devastation, creatures like to attack on the second watch of the night.
-That Camel Racing is a very profitable profession and respectable in certain circles.
-That the Krakenshark is not the scariest thing in the Sea of Sighs
-That the King of Elfland really, really has the universe's most awesome aquarium.
-That its a very bad idea to offer up the dragon that's currently saving your ass as a gift to the King of Elfland.
-That the Jellyfishmen of the Deep have very good manners, and a hat obsession.
-That the Assassin's Guild is not a Community College.
-That the Assassin King will go to obscene lengths to adequately nuke his pizza pockets.
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