In the last adventure, on Sunday, the PCs learned:
-that a drunk thief shooting a hand crossbow from under a table can only ALMOST kill an ogre.
-That being the "chosen one" of the Daemon Lord of Death is not a good deal.
-That blinded barons named "Von Kraut" tend to hold grudges.
-That there are hardly any real Clerics in Arkhome.
-On a related note, that a Cleric's life is full of disappointments and misery.
-That a cursed singing toad CAN be worth something, if you can find the right buyers.
-That even cultists of Bobugbubilz can't agree on how to pronounce his name.
-That, on the other hand, cultists of Bobugbubilz are easier to negotiate with than death cultists or
-That there is a very very slow long-term plan afoot to sink the city of Arkhome into a swamp.
-That the gender of the "lord" of Dragons is a subject somewhat up to debate.
-That someone somewhere considered halfling cannibalism a worthy subject of a work of art.
-That halflings that consider erotic human lithographs worth keeping are considered perverts.
-That you can't fool the Goblin Guard all of the time, but you can fool them some of the time.
-That the desert holds an army of the dead waiting to be raised
-That "not today" really is the best thing to say to the Lord of Death.
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